I just get so pasta happy.
I'm not lazy, I just don't want to get up!
I really hate real life....I wish I could live in Rachel's fantasy.
Is that a mermaid?
me: Don't make me look at your face
lori: too late
I like the way you move...that's appropriate and sounds dirty at the same time!
Oh...I don't know how to tie my shoes.
There's nothing wrong with Kelsey germs!
me: where do you want to be in 5 years?
kelsey: away from you
hahahah.....we put you on a bungee cord
kelsey: you were sleeping on your money last night
me: my bunny?
kelsey: no you're lunny....i mean money
i heard it with my own eyes
don't go down, don't go down, im still in my robe
me: he's really sweet
izzy: well so is the pope
that's really old english
rachel, why aren't you married yet?
me: don't kill my childhood
lori: slaughter, slaughter, slaughter
i'm a prostitute, hear me roar
lori, it was your face that started it all
well im a one time kinda girl
me: i dont have to explain myself
lori: i dont think you can
kelsey: make her suffer
me: did you just say have her for supper?