boys

i hate them. i think that they dont ever mature. they just get worse.

and worse
and worse
worse

i might just write a mean nasty song about them.

ill get back to you on it.

Things I Have Heard Today

But are the total opposite of what the people really said. the first one is what i thought they said and the next will be what they really said

do you want onion juice-do you want noo noos(noodle, becca)

karina get the house phone-becca get the house phone(sis mattson)

karina...-brennon....(mother)

laurens having a baby!-lauren has plants in her house(carissa)

dancers-denser(the killers, still dont know which one to believe)

take these suckers down-tape these suckers down(katy perry-one of the boys)

its name is miracle!-its name is marcie. (ok i just cant read, but it was a dog i found in my neighborhood and i thought its name was miracle. but becca corrected me by looking at the tag more closely)

oh devon your treating us to in n out since i came with you to the dance(me)-hey i didnt say anything(devon) ok actually i just really wanted some french fries and you have to make them think that they are being a gentleman. works everytime!!

my explanation of why i cant hear very well.

my moms and mine convos

mom:karina what did i ask you to do

me:i did it.

mom:no karina...what did i ask you

me:i did it

mom:wait...what?

me:well mom i knew you were gonna make me say clean my room and then you were gonna say yes and did you do that? and then i wouldve said yes i did it. so i just decided to say that part in my head and skip a couple thoughts instead of saying them

mom:wait what?

oh the wonders of having such a brilliant daughter...i know. so maybe i cant hear what anybody is really saying cause im skipping over so many thoughts and im predicting what you will say in the future.

Baby Names

NOO!...im not gonna be getting married and having a baby anytime soon. this is just a reference for WHEN i do get married and have a baby. cause i will. im not gonna die alone with my 50 cats talking to myself about the good ole days. no i wont. i refuse.

Girls names first, then boys are second

Abigail/Art

Brooklyn/Bobbie

Cecillia/Calvin

Daphne/Dexter

Evelyn/Everett

Franz/ Ferris

Georgie/Gavin

Harper/Harvey

Illena/Issac

Jane/Jedd

Kate/Konrad

Lani/Liam

Melrose/Marcello

Noel/Nolan

Olive/Otto

Paige/Peter

Rory/Rockwell

Scarlett/Sheldon

Trixie/Tegan

Valerie/Van

Wendi/Wyatt

and yes i did leave out some letters. but who likes any names that start with q, u, x, y, and z.